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Sometimes you just wanna be found
No way to know.. mathematicians aren't sane!
Pride and Prejudice
Idea From: Anon
Room service is third on my list of favorite things. Birthday cake is first. Sex is second. And then room service. Room service is better than having a mother. You order what you want and they bring it to your door, guilt-free, no strings attatched. Pretty amazing right?
I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball out of the bag? And second, if you’re bend over about the color, don’t leave it to chance. Look in the damn bag and pick the color you want.
You’re going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren’t required to carry emergency condoms.
(Source: cinnyandiknowit)
Beauty and the Beast
Idea From: Anon
Stephanie Plum, Eleven On top
“Who’s Celia?” I asked Ranger.
My sister. Marty Sanchez, the guy by the van, went to school with Celia. They dated for a while.”
“Is she your only sister?”
“I have four sisters.”
“Any brothers?”
“One.”
“And you have a daughter,” I said.
Ranger swung the truck onto the paved road. “Not many people know about my daughter.”
“Understood. Do I get to ask more questions?”
“One.”
“How old are you?”
“I’m two months older than you,” Ranger said.
“You know my birthday?”
“I know lots of things about you. And that was two questions.”
Stephanie Plum, Ten Big Ones
Ranger gave me one of his rare full-on smiles. “I like you. We all like you.” He grabbed me by the front of my shirt, lifted me two inches off the ground, and kissed me. “The truth is, I love you… in my own way.” He set me back down and turned to go.
I was reluctant to disconnect, but I didn’t have anything else to say. The truth is, I had a hollow feeling in my stomach that I hated to put a name to. I was mortally afraid it was loneliness. Ranger was fire and magic, but he wasn’t real. Morelli was everything I wanted in a man, but he wanted me to be something I wasn’t.
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Stephanie Plum, Hard Eight
“I’m thinking about getting a computer so I can have cybersex,” Grandma said. “Anybody know how that works?”
“You go into a chat room,” Valerie said. “And you meet someone. And then you type dirty suggestions to each other.”
“That sounds like fun,” Grandma said. “How does the sex part happen?”
“You sort of have to do the sex part yourself.”
“I knew it was too good to be true,” Grandma said. “There’s always a catch to everything.”
Stephanie Plum, Hot Six
“MORELLI CAUGHT UP with me at the hospital. “Are you okay?”
“Ranger asked me that same question fifteen minutes ago and the answer was no. But I’m feeling better now.”
“How’s the arm?”
“I don’t think it’s too bad. I’m waiting to see the doctor.”
Morelli took my hand and pressed a kiss to the palm. “I think my heart stopped twice on the way over.”
The kiss fluttered in my stomach. “I’m fine. Really.”
“I had to see for myself.”
“You love me,” I said.
His smile tightened, and he gave a small nod. “I love you.”
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